a1enzo | Da na na na na na, you say it's your birthday!

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Enzo woke up very early this cycle. This is kind of a problem, as the PARTY! isn't until late morning and the specifics are meant to be a surprise, so he's had to hang around the house while Dot is out making sure everything's set up.

Thus, he's twitching with suppressed energy, but he's still ridiculously happy, 'cause he finally gets to have a real birthday party!

Current Mood: totally mature

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mendanddefend_archive

"Oh?" Bob raises an eyebrow. "You think you have what it takes to face..."

He whips his left hand out from behind his back. Or what should be his left hand. It's morphed into something more piratical for the occasion.

"...Captain Hook?"

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a1enzo

Enzo starts to fall into giggles, but manages to turn it into a "Ya-ha-harrr!" He zooms at Bob, sword a-swinging.

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mendanddefend_archive

Bob parries Enzo's attack easily with his hook-hand. "Ah, you are using Baudot's Defense against me, eh?" he says, suddenly affecting a peculiar accent.

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a1enzo

Enzo duly puts on a different accent and replies, "I thought it fitting, considering the enclosed space."

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mendanddefend_archive

"Naturally you must expect me to attack with Capa FIFO!"

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a1enzo

Clack-clack-clack! "Naturally, but I find that TYPOL cancels out Capa FIFO. Don't you?"

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mendanddefend_archive

"Unless the enemy has studied his Amiga--which I have!"

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nofileext

The pirates applaud and cheer these (very) amateur dramatics.

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command_dot_com

"In either case, you'll find that UNIX pistol trumps either." Comes a smooth sweet voice from the side. Dot holds two toy-guns leveled at either of our two fighters, smiling coyly. "Do ye surrender, or do you wish to take your chances?"

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mendanddefend_archive

"A true pirate never surrenders!" cries Bob. "You with me, Enzo?"

Never mind that they were fighting to the death a nano ago.

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a1enzo

"Yarrrrr!" Charge!

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command_dot_com

"Alright ye scuppers, ye asked for it!" Dot grins and unloads a barrelful of confetti at both of their faces.

All is far in love, war, and amateur theatrics!

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mendanddefend_archive

"ACKpth!" Bob flinches back, spitting out confetti.

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a1enzo

"Gak! Base trickery! No, wait, I think it's 'treachery'. Base treachery! Is that right?"

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mendanddefend_archive

"Yeah, treachery's better."

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a1enzo

"Thought so." He turns back to his sister. "Base treachery!"

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command_dot_com

"That was base trickery," Dot grins and drops the guns in favor of a weapon far more suited to dealing with little brothers. She reaches forward to tickle her little brother. "THIS is base treachery!"

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a1enzo

"Ack! Heeheehee! No fai-ah-ha-ha-ha!" His sword waves spastically in the air, and his zipboard wobbles violently. (Good thing they're almost impossible to fall off of unless actively dislodged.)

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mendanddefend_archive

"Ah, but you leave yourself to the same fate, Admiral Matrix!" Bob has snuck behind Dot and is reaching around to tickle her sides. (He's got both hands back to normal now, fortunately for all concerned.)

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command_dot_com

"Ee-ah-ha-h-haha!" Dot squirms letting Enzo go from her attack, trying to reach back and get Bob. "Ah-ha-ah! I'll ge you for th-heh-is..."

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mendanddefend_archive

Bob is wearing armor and is thus immune to tickling! Ha!

He redoubles his efforts.

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a1enzo

Once free, Enzo turns and lunges for Dot, fingers wiggling.

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command_dot_com

Oh that's just so not fair! Tag teaming on her like that; now she can't talk for all of the laughing and frantic flailing.

Help! She needs re-enforcements!

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nofileext

"Stand firm, Admiral Matrix! These blaggards shall taste the blade of the Crimson Binome!"

Out of nowhere sails Gavin, grabbing Enzo (with his good arm, thank the 'Net) and yoinking him away as he passes.