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Enzo woke up very early this cycle. This is kind of a problem, as the PARTY! isn't until late morning and the specifics are meant to be a surprise, so he's had to hang around the house while Dot is out making sure everything's set up.

Thus, he's twitching with suppressed energy, but he's still ridiculously happy, 'cause he finally gets to have a real birthday party!

Current Mood: totally mature

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hack-slash-bots.livejournal.com

"Uh Slash?" "Yeh, Hack?" Don't mind us chickens here...

"Do we even have those?"

"Uh.." There's a Blue bot trying in vain to check and see if he has a rear-end. Then checks behind Hack.

"!!!"

"No I do not think we have any of those."

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command_dot_com

"Yarrr!" Now have a Pirate!Dot joining in on the fun on her zipboard.

Oh noes the mookbots are in for it now!

From:

a1enzo

"...Sis?!" This is unexpected.

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command_dot_com

Yes, Enzo, this is your sister, playing along magnificently. She's even dug out her old Admiral costume (though this version of Enzo wouldn't recognize it).

"Avast, ye knaves, you face the justice and long arm of Admiral Matrix!!"

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a1enzo

Dot is the best sister ever, sometimes.

"NEVER!" Enzo cries, swooping around and jabbing at her.

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command_dot_com

Dot swings herself and the zipboard out of the way, bring up her plastic cutlass to swat the blow away. "If it's a fight you want it's one you'll get!"

Ok, ignore the dialogue she's having a ball.

From:

a1enzo

"Ye'll never take us compiled!" Enzo banks and circles for height.

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hack-slash-bots.livejournal.com

The mookbots look at each other, well Slash looks at Hack, Hack looks towards a galley post, what with still wearing those two eyepatches and all. Slash swoops down to nab his plasticy doom and follows Enzo's charge.

"Arrrr!!"
"ArrrrRRrr-" WHUNK! And Hack is out for this battle, having run headfirst into the galley post. Technology's lesson in why one should not wear two eyepatches at once.

From:

nofileext

The watching pirates wince as one binome. "That'll be leavin' a mark!" "On him, or the ship?"

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mendanddefend_archive

Slash is no longer following Enzo.

That is because he is in pieces on the floor.

No one saw exactly what happened, but there's a Guardian standing nearby, whistling innocently.

From:

hack-slash-bots.livejournal.com

"...dat's me all over." Slash mutters and shurgs his eyebrows.

What? You get blown up as many times as he does you'd learn how to shrug your eyebrows too!

From:

a1enzo

Hearing, the clatter, Enzo swings around. "Ah-harrr! Have at ye, scurvy dog!"

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mendanddefend_archive

"Oh?" Bob raises an eyebrow. "You think you have what it takes to face..."

He whips his left hand out from behind his back. Or what should be his left hand. It's morphed into something more piratical for the occasion.

"...Captain Hook?"

From:

a1enzo

Enzo starts to fall into giggles, but manages to turn it into a "Ya-ha-harrr!" He zooms at Bob, sword a-swinging.

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mendanddefend_archive

Bob parries Enzo's attack easily with his hook-hand. "Ah, you are using Baudot's Defense against me, eh?" he says, suddenly affecting a peculiar accent.

From:

a1enzo

Enzo duly puts on a different accent and replies, "I thought it fitting, considering the enclosed space."

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mendanddefend_archive

"Naturally you must expect me to attack with Capa FIFO!"

From:

a1enzo

Clack-clack-clack! "Naturally, but I find that TYPOL cancels out Capa FIFO. Don't you?"

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mendanddefend_archive

"Unless the enemy has studied his Amiga--which I have!"

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nofileext

The pirates applaud and cheer these (very) amateur dramatics.

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command_dot_com

"In either case, you'll find that UNIX pistol trumps either." Comes a smooth sweet voice from the side. Dot holds two toy-guns leveled at either of our two fighters, smiling coyly. "Do ye surrender, or do you wish to take your chances?"

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mendanddefend_archive

"A true pirate never surrenders!" cries Bob. "You with me, Enzo?"

Never mind that they were fighting to the death a nano ago.

From:

a1enzo

"Yarrrrr!" Charge!

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command_dot_com

"Alright ye scuppers, ye asked for it!" Dot grins and unloads a barrelful of confetti at both of their faces.

All is far in love, war, and amateur theatrics!